A number 1 all over.
- Who cut your hair?
- Dan in room number 10, did he do a good job?
- Yes, very nice, how much did he charge you?
- 100 bob.
- 100 bob? That man is not serious, the price is 50 bob.
- Yes, his excuse was that Mzungu hair was harder to cut and harder to clean up.
- Next time you come to me, I have all the correct equipment.
- Okay, next time I will come to you. How much will you charge me?
- 100 bob.
- 100 bob?
- Yes, and I will give you a proper cut.