March 24, 2008

You will have to take a Kit-Kat Chunky.

  • Tell me, there are still no snickers?
  • No snickers Bwana.
  • And no twixes either?
  • No Bwana, no twixes. We only have Kit-Kat. And it's Kit-Kat Chunky. No four fingers.
  • So what am I to do?
  • You will have to take a Kit-Kat Chunky.
  • Okay, I will take it for a good price. How much?
  • 100 bob.
  • But that is the same price as a Snickers.
  • We take the price of all the chocolate, and then each one is sold at an average. So you see-ee, all those times you have been buying Snickers, you have been buying them at a good price.
  • And now I'm buying a Kit-Kat Chunky at a bad price?
  • Yes.
  • So not only am I disappointed with having to choose a Kit-Kat Chunky, I now also have to pay a bad price.
  • Now you know, each time that you bought a Snickers before, you should have been more happy.