“Flickering candlelight cosy atmosphere, romantic background music, a red rose for the ladies, and a sumptuous menu—what could be more romantic?”
What could be more romantic?
How about not playing the same bleedin’ song on a loop, on full volume, and for a full four and a half hours.
And still counting.
“At the end of the evening cuddle up with your sweetheart in our cozy and intimately decorated rooms, an experience you’ll not soon forget.”
Not soon? Not ever.
