Stood in the Congo is now
Stood in the Maasai Mara and only stood in the Maasai Mara. All posts here will stop.
All change please, all change.
(You can find the beginning of this blog here).
August 8, 2009
“ Hii, gari yako, ni kama wheelbarrow.
Tunai
August 7, 2009
Proud Owner of a New Old Landrover.
- White man.
- Yes.
- There's fire coming from your car.
- Ah yes, I see it.
- It's burning my leg.
- Move your leg there.
- Okay.
July 26, 2009
“ The women these days, what do they wear? I don’t even need to right click and go to properties.
- So what did the baboon do?
- He came into my office.
- To use your computer?
- Yes, to use my computer.
- Oh. Maybe he wanted to write to the baboons in England and see if the people over there are as bad as the people here.
- Yes, maybe.
July 23, 2009
The German Management of MARA TIMBO CAMP invested much effort in education of every butler and is very much interested to guarantee high quality standards.
July 17, 2009
- White man.
- Yes.
- I went to the airstrip today and saw one hundred white men.
- Aha.
- And, you know, I have never been so scared in my whole life.
- Why?
- Swine flu.
July 16, 2009
“ Hey Will, just thought you should know that there’s a school bus broken down by Fig Tree Crossing, with lots of children wandering around by the river… and there’s a pride of lions about 200 yards away.
Jeremy
- William, can you come here and show me how to put the volume on?
- Yes, it's here. <Vivaldi starts playing>
- Ah, thank you. You know it's good to listen to music when one is working.
- Yes, I agree.
- Asante.
- Karibu. <close door>
- "Aaaah, oooh, yeah, that feels good" <full volume>
July 15, 2009
